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Sunday, December 25, 2005


"Eskimo!"
-Heathers

has anyone seen "The Song Remains The Same" lately? in case anyone has been wondering (and you should be) this is the complete list of activities that John Bonham apparantly does each and every day, all during the drum solo on "Moby Dick":

1.) he jogs
2.) he plays pool, l mean "snooker"
3.) he goes for a quiet country walk
4.) he, of course, plays the drums
5.) he detail his cars
6.) he drives very fast
7.) he rides on a motorcycle while standing up
8.) he drums with his hands
9.) he cruises at more reasonable speeds
10.) he drag races
11.) he works with his jackhammer
12.) he walks cows
13.) he plays bongos
14.) he goes on a carriage ride
15.) he teaches his son how to play the drums
16.) he drives his bulldozer (?)
17.) he saws lumber
18.) he welds something
19.) he drinks a large warm British beer


::: david - 10:39 PM
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