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Saturday, June 04, 2005


"Uhhh, there's an invisible cocksucker standing to your right?"
- Jimmy Stewert in "Harvey" or some dude in "Deadwood"
trying to translate the Asian character's rantings.

i wrote a prison movie script and for some reason i started (or one of the characters started) rambling about quantum physics in the middle of the prison lunchroom. so then i tried a murder mystery script and, go figure, one of the characters started talking about electrons being in two places at once (well, actually he's talking about someone's fist smashing into two faces at once). and now i'm trying to write a western and goddamn if one of these cowboys isn't starting to wonder about black holes in the desert. the moral to the story is this...the discovery channel is a dangerous place for the under-educated such as myself.

listening to Nick Cave "O'Malley's Bar" the original version. surprisingly it isn't any bloodier. if anything, it's a little more tame than the final version on "Murder Ballads." plus it's broken into four parts so i would say that his revised, edited cut was actually more ambitious. at least for the addition of the line "an ashtray as big as a fucking really big brick."

watching "Deadwood" season two. has there ever been more uses of the word "cocksucker" in history? i think not. i'm reminded of the Eskimos and their two hundred uses for the word "snow." wait a second. i think someone on "Deadwood" just used "cocksucker" when they meant to say "snow." see what i mean?


::: david - 12:30 PM
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