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Thursday, September 02, 2004

“Four more beers...four more beers...”
- Green Party Convention



ah yes, President Bush is walking out on stage at the Convention and i am pressing my dick against the TV set so he can SUCK IT. i’m completely serious. i have a witness here with a camera who can attest to the fact that yes, my dick is pushed up against the glass so that it appears as if our President is sucking on it. i would shit on my TV so he could suck on that. if only i’d eaten enough meat today. maybe in time for the debates!

look at these clowns. how many times are they going to say “nine-eleven” tonight. they love that shit. they love bringing that shit up as if they are instant heroes for being lucky enough to be in office when something blew up. isn’t that a crime? isn’t that like running up to a dead body on the street and taking a picture with it? then taking the shoes off the corpse?

and look at these signs. you know, it was always bothering me, the fact that all these signs are made BY the Convention to be held up by the crowd. i was thinking, "what ever happened to holding up a sign of what you want to say?" instead of this vague "Freedom" and "Four More Years" crap they're waving. but now i see this "Safer World" sign and i think, wow what a miracle that those words were just in his speech too! what a coincidence! doesn't this seem incredibly contrived and false to anyone else? but the worst has to be the "We Salute Our Troops!" sign because it uses "we" even though it's on the same shiny blue and red plastic factory materials so "we" didn't make shit. you know that idiot right there (another young minority on camera! wow, that's what Republicans look like???) didn't make it in his garage. see what i'm saying? the only hand-made signs, the only ones made by people who had the passion to participate in the election by using their own hands to make large words to hold up, are being dragged out like drunks at closing time.

how about that Democrat last night? that Zell guy? he had the best speech cause he's some angry Sunday morning newspaper rattling old dude and that comes across as more sincere than these limp pussies (wait, think i mixed my metaphors there) but it's too bad that all the things he was calling out Kerry on (voting against military shit, always summed up by Republicans saying "he voted AGAINST metal helmets so that they had to wear nerf!" as if the bills were that specific) were the same things that creepy robot draft-dodger Dick Cheney voted against.

speaking of "dick" i got to get back to this speech.

oh, one more thing. i keep hearing these fucks say “how can you support the troops and not support the war?” then they chant "flip-flop" like mongoloids and smirk like 9 year-olds with a load of shit in their shorts. as if someone who thinks the Iraqi war is ridiculous is saying, “i sure hope the son of that guy down the street gets his arms blown off! it'll serve him right for trying to pay for school with the GI Bill!” see, not only do i have two close relatives serving overseas and OF COURSE i want them to LIVE through this bullshit, i personally know a Sergeant who, along with the majority of his men, HATES the war they’re serving in and can’t get back home quick enough. would the Republican fucks say to them, “it’s impossible for you to not support the war, unless you wish that you’d die there?!?” at first i thought they were just saying stupid shit for the stupid people to swallow but now i really do think it's all just a big swirling stew of slack-jawed morons.

hello! back to the TV quick, now Bush is going to tea-bag my fucking balls 'cause it’s warm in here and they’re hanging nice and low.

::: david - 10:23 PM [+] :::
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