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Thursday, June 26, 2003

"blahblahfuckingblah..."
-Nick Nolte as The ElectroNolteRubbleStorm, arguably the worst
supervillian of all time, babbling for an hour towards the end of The Hulk.


you know what's more irritating than the new Hulk, aka Sulk, movie? this blog thing. "big post error?" it just called me a "big post error." what the fuck? the crap i just typed was only like 4 paragraphs long. i sure don't feel like typing it again. and it was brilliant. it was the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything. no one will ever get to read it. first it won't post my list of "Cars From My Youth" without chopping it up into easily digestible pieces, then this. hey, you know what was worse than Hulk? Attack of the Clones. it was just on. i fucking hate Star Wars. one question (just one or i'll be here all night getting "big post errors"):

why does the young Darth Vader built a robot for himself that is clearly gay? what possible reason would little Skywalker have for constructing a mincing homosexual servant droid like C-3PO? huh? think about it. notice that it's one of the few robots in the Star Wars series that is humanoid in design. put these clues together and you got little Skywalker bent over in a sand-igloo with a gold dick up his ass. i'm telling you, this explains a lot. that's why the kid in this Clones movie has that uncomfortable pinched look on his face. i'll bet he wishes he'd just built model airplanes like the rest of us. i mean, how would you end up if you spent your childhood getting buggered by a sand-speckled brass cock?

so did Blogger save my shit that just got deleted? dude. stuff like this makes me want to SMASH! Hulk sulk instead. Hulk reflect. Hulk just tiny grain of sand on beach of life. Hulk see ant smaller than Hulk. SMASH!

::: david - 7:16 PM [+] :::
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