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Thursday, April 28, 2005


"I remember I could see the webs in the trees."
"Spider's webs?"
"Of course spider's webs. Who else makes webs?"

- "Spider"

finally completed my Cronenberg collection with "Spider." should i be alarmed that the crazy bastard's journals look just like mine? also just watched "Primer" aka "What The Fuck?" imagine the guys from Office Space hanging out in a garage circling an ominous box instead of a dictionary opened to the word "launder." imagine "Pi" without all that easy math talk. that's about what "Primer" felt like. just realized that the commentary on "Bubba Ho-Tep" is better than the movie. they got Bruce Campbell pretending to be Elvis watching a movie with Bruce Campbell pretending to be Elvis. but the commentary Elvis is apparently the real Elvis. get it? hilarious. heading to Toledo for some wedding action. me, my sister and brother (and future step-sisters and brothers) are getting rooms at a hotel and hopefully we will be burning it to the ground. more on that later. got my flask filled and the fins sharpened on my shark-skinned suit and i'm ready to go.

came across a great book called "The Men Who Stare At Goats" about some crazy bastards back in the seventies that thought they had psychic powers. the twist is that our goverment believed in this nonsense and financed them hoping they could walk through walls or explode goats and hamsters by staring at them. surprise, they never did anything, but that didn't stop Special Forces and 4 star generals from keeping the faith. also, crazy half-wit John Ashcroft re-activated the program when he was in charge of Homeland Security. that's the only part of the book that didn't surprise me.

why am i not turning off this TV?

okay, this is the first i've been back in my apartment in like a week. i'm going to sleep to the sounds of Nick Cave and hope my eye stops twitching. remind me to tell you about a bunch of crazy shit later. or not.


::: david - 11:26 AM
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