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Sunday, October 31, 2004

"Christmas came early this year!"
- wasn't that from a James Bond movie?
guess what the chick's name was.



sorry, the first installment of the Taco Bell Chronicles has been delayed by something that'll be more fun and won't take too long. i know it's Halloween but this shit is like Merry Christmas because i enjoy it so much:

i think "?" in the comments back there was trying to anger me. that's pretty funny. luckily i have several things on this site to track nameless pussies like this. since i'm nuts and i follow all those little numbers that identify you, and since i keep track of when i know some might be on here with that sitemeter to match up those little numbers i've written all over my desk, and since these comments also track your computer's address n' shit, and since there's another tracking thing down there you can't even see (spoooooky ain't it?)...i'll be able to turn that question mark into a real name soon enough. now, if it's someone who i've punched in the face for some reason, i hope you're ready to enjoy more of the same (thank christ i got someone talking shit on here, i was starting to get bored, finally get to use some of these toys i paid for. you see, a blocked IP address or referrer won't save you. ain't technology great?) however, if it's someone i've only hurt emotionally, then all i can offer is some very personal verbal abuse that might make you put a gun in your mouth on Valentine's Day. or maybe i don't know you yet. if that's the case i hope you're only one day's drive from here. doesn't matter, i'll be talkin' to you soon! you gutless annonymous (not for long) new best friend!

i really can't tell you people how much i anjoy making someone my new little project. it's been awhile and i start to lose hope then...POW! someone comes along and says something that changes the course of their life forever. hey you up there, you ever wonder why i have to keep moving to different states? that's what the papers call a "spree."

okay, let's check the easy stuff right now. god i love this shit. hmmm, 11:52 yesterday? IP number 68.253.39.1? and you use Ameritech.net? not a lot of those. oh, look at this, you typed "spiderbites" and "keaton" into google to find me. only seen that a couple times. let's trace this and see if you're in Pittsburgh. interesting, you didn't protect yourself at all. hey, it would be great if i could make another road trip to somewhere around Meridian Hills, Indiana, i can do another James Dead grave rubbing out there! two grave rubbings for the price of one!

okay, gotta go see if and when you stopped by before. that'll make this shit real easy. then i'll get on my creepy, borderline illegal, trace arsenal. damn, i'll have everything but the last time you took a shit by the time it gets dark out.

Happy Halloween! got a full tank of gas! see ya soon!

::: david - 2:21 PM [+] :::
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