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Wednesday, September 01, 2004

“The only baby killer I knew was John F. Kerry...”
- Swift Boat halfwit

“I once saw John Kerry wearing socks made out of Dalmatian puppies...”
- Unnamed White House source



i guess i got no choice but to choose a side. when you can't find something you like, just go against something you hate. and i have to go with whoever is the least stupid and BAM! we got a winner. go JFK 2, the sequel! because, even though that Don Henley song said “we get the government we deserve” i don’t want it.

anyone else notice the Iran talk creeping up lately? just dropping some crumbs in the paper now, little “human rights violation” here, little “harboring terrorism” talk there. then, if douchbag gets re-elected, him and his boys will go in to “liberate” another oil-rich country and they can say “hey! we’ve been talking about the problems with Iran for years!” this shit is so obvious i can’t stand it. and how can they think that Iran will be the push-over that Iraq was? it’ll be kind of funny actually, the President declares “Mission accomplished!” with a war in Iran and BOOM! a Superbowl blows up. don’t those crazy bastards have nukes over there? here’s what a typical news day will sound like in 3 years:

“We now take you to the beautiful California coast and
(BOOM!)
uhhhh, we now take you to the beautiful Arizona coast and...”

or

“Today the President is at the World Series and will be throwing out the first pitch
(BOOM!)
last pitch of the game...”

or

“We now declare the 2008 Summer Olympics
(BOOM!)
I mean, Winter Olympics open!
(BOOM!)
I mean, closed..."

“And we thought the Greek closing ceremony was bizarre with that crazy watermelon truck, what are they doing out there right now, Bob?”
“I believe those are snow angles they are making on the ground.”
“But that’s not snow, Bob, that’s ash...”

anyway, how about those “Unfit For Command” faggots. claiming on one page that John Kerry was the biggest coward they ever saw, then 5 pages later claiming that he was some crazed Rambo type, killing babies and “kids in loin-cloths.” i love the language they use. first they say that Kerry’s wound was “rice-inflicted" and he was "shot in the ass,” miraculously coming up with a description that both invokes the ass (meaning cowardice) and rice (meaning they’re racists) and now we got this moron saying he saw Kerry shoot a kid in a “loin-cloth?” were they in fucking Vietnam or "The Lion King?" the guy is so fucking stupid that his mind was scrambling to come up with an image of a scared native so he comes up with some Jungle Book character swinging through the trees. and these people just eat that shit up. repeating the same things (rice in the ass....flip-flop...self-inflicted....French ancestors....) i love this “flip-flop” shit they keep repeating like fucking retards. here’s a typical statement that’s supposed to blow the lid off Kerry’s hypocrisy:

“he voted FOR the war, right before he voted AGAINST it!”

cue the laughter at the Republican convention. so, let me get this straight: the best they can do is reveal that he, at one time, BELIEVED WHAT BUSH SAID ABOUT IRAQ?!? so, they are saying that he SHOULD HAVE NEVER BELIEVED BUSH. yeah, you nailed him. what a bunch of fuckwits. and "flip flop" is an easy to remember sing-song kind of quote, tailor made for short-attention span idiots. just like the OJ trial where they repeated "if it don't fit, you must aquit!" so many times that the morons remembered it and sure enough...not guilty!

and how about those code words from the moderate stage this week? i actually heard (from someone else who heard) the words “family values” muttered by a twenty-something Republican. first off, you’re not allowed to be a twenty-something Republican because all you’re doing is parroting your fucking dad but that besides the point. she asked him “what do you believe in?” and he says “family values” what? are you fucking kidding me??? does that mean he doesn’t have the balls to say “i hate fags?” sounds like it. just like "welfare reform" are code-words that roughly translate as “i hate niggers.” gutless, every one of ‘em. and all these young Republicans think by aligning themselves with that side, it appears as if they’re either rich or powerful or on the fast-track to both. too bad i hear them saying the equivalent of “i want to be an astronaut!” when i hear that bullshit.

hey, does anyone know if there’s any truth to this bill i’m hearing about, where they want to require all 18-25 year-olds to put in 2 years of military service? if it is true, this is typical from those draft-dodging, National Guard hawks to force others to do their “duty.” you know, whenever i hear or see that word, i want to follow it with “to please that booty.”

look at this convention. hmmm, judging by this parade of earnest wide-eyed idiots, Republicans must be black, Mexican and female. and this band, trying to rock out and get the kid's vote? dude, who do they think they're fooling. Republicans? they DON'T look like that. but they make sure that prime time is ALL speeches by minorities. i am not joking. not a single soft white boy to be found.

see, all Bush supporters look exactly the same to me. i see a “W” sticker on a car and i get a closer look and i see gray-haired doughy white-faced soft chinless bitchboy. oh how i’d love to talk politics with them, then after i've verbally spanked then, sink my fist into that squishy mug and watch them fill their khakis with piss. this is known as “taking a detour on the high road, then coming back down to the low road” you know what these Republicans look like to me? they look like the British villains in movies like "Rob Roy" and "Braveheart" with the big gray wig and the powdered faces. isn’t that what the first Americans were trying to get away from? Foppish blowhards who talk a good game about kicking ass in wars but can’t physically wrestle their lunch money away from me? oh you fat fucking bastards how i would love to kill you all for being so self-righteous and ignorant.

how come people are so fucking stupid? seriously. how is it possible? how come they are not running around with piles of shit in their hands saying “look what i almost stepped in!”

::: david - 7:23 PM [+] :::
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