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Friday, May 14, 2004

"Videotaping this crime spree was the best idea we ever had!"
- The Simpsons? (i can't remember)

whenever i want to figure out what the general public thinks about anything, i just listen to the two drivers that bring our shipment every morning. so when i hear one of those morons yapping "lets cut off their heads!" it's obvious what's going to happen. now i get to hear about how it was good that those halfwits played with naked Iraqi prisoners and any outrage the prison pictures intially caused will now be overshadowed by the armchair generals again. the one good thing is that the common man gets so worked up talking about how he wants to kill Iraqis (never mind that the five guys in the video claim to be Al-Queda) that he forgets to loudly tell anyone who's listening that "i would never let them cut my head off, i'd take at least one of them with me!" i actually had this conversation today. dude tells me what he would have done and i say, "his hands and feet were bound, you couldn't have done jack shit." he says, "i could have done some damage!" and i say, the only thing you could possible do in a situation like that (besides avoiding any suspicious "Human Pinata Needed" ads in Arab newspapers) is to ruin their video tape by acting stupid. either singing a goofy song, or making airplane noises to interrupt their dramatic statement. why not? what are they going to do? cut your head off twice? he gets offended and i realize that we're back to that whole "tragedy + time = comedy" thing again that made as popular as a rat dipped in shit when first (first!?!? think about that) shuttle blew up.

just to prove that i'm right about people letting the decapitation be their reason to dismiss the prison scandal, check out what cocksucker Sean Hannity did: he played the audio of the murder on his show, then justified it by saying, "well, everyone showed the prison abuse pictures over and over..." this is why i am so full of hatred for my fellow man. the one thing that irritates the FUCK out of me is when you complain about a politician and some douchebag says, "we, what about when the other guy said..." and then goes on to offer up an example of a Democrat fucking up, or a Republican, depending on who you were talking to and who you were talking about. these people are fucking IDIOTS and they prove George Washington right when he said that political parties would be the death of our government. and sure enough, cocksucker Hannity could wait to play that audiotape. because he's HAPPY it happened. he's HAPPY that it distracts from the prison thing. he's HAPPY that an American was murdered, and the sounds of the American being murdered played on his radio show, is good for Bush. it distracts the keep in mind that when i call Hannity a cocksucker, i'm not just throwing around insults. i'm saying that i'm positive that he has sucked off a German Shepherd while cupping it's furry balls with one hand and masterbating himself furiously with the other. if i ever had the pleasure of meeting Sean Hannity, i would choke him into submission, then take a monster shit on his face. i'm clocking that bitch, he is a pussy and a liar and a hypocrite and a dogsucker and he won't get away with his smug bullshit forever.

let me try my hand at the "what would i do" nonsense. okay, if it was my brother or son that was killed, and i heard Sean Hannity's show and explanation, i would be knocking on that smirking prick's door. actually, you know who i would hold responsible for the murder? the hard-ass soldiers who decided to film thier curiously gay exploits. well, i guess that one chick wasn't gay, but clearly she's never seen a dick before.

speaking of hypocrites: here's the link to the murder.
just understand that a morbid curiousity is much more honorable that a political agenda.

i can't believe they're making a "Rocky 6." i'd probably go see it though. wasn't that actually on a poster in the background in one of the "Airplane" movies?

i want to see Hellboy and no one will go with me. i heard that Hellboy is lifting weights while listening to either Tom Waits or Nick Cave. that sounds like the best combination since the Rumble in the Jungle. oh yeah! also in the "holy fucking shit!" file: i hear someone is releasing David Cronenberg's drag-racing epic "Fast Company" on DVD soon. i have an old bootleg video that i'd love to upgrade. the movie ain't bad. the poor-man's Burt Reynolds looking dude from "Enter the Dragon" is it. and even though it's this disco looking 70's racing flick, you can tell it's by the same guy that did "Scanners" if you squint hard enough.

::: david - 7:02 PM [+] :::
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