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Saturday, June 07, 2003

"you can't swoop down on a guy's sandwich like that Henry."
-the good bartender in Barfly

"I'd hate to be you if i were me."
-the bad bartender in Barfly


okay, i’m gonna try to fire off another list before i go to this Old West End barbecue today. hey anyone watching the MTV movie awards? what the hell? these things got real bad real fast. looks like friggin Nickelodeon awards or something. except for 50 cent doing In The Club/Wanksta with a bullet-proof vest on. that was funny. what’s up with them not understanding what “best action sequence” means? they show scenes from two “sequences” in Two Towers. just not taking this shit serious. okay my turn, in honor of Roadhouse, which doesn’t make the list, i should have it done by 6. or not. you know, Roadhouse does have that scene where Swayze rips out the bad guys throat (after he says, “i used to fuck guys like you in prison” and all the guys watching the movie slowly turn to look at each other) but the problem is that his girl, Kelly Lynch, treats this self-defense throat-ripping as A BAD THING?! and afterwards? when he should be going, "holy shit, did you see what i just did?!?" Swayze does the inexcusable instead. he looks down at his bloody hands like “what have i done?”

dude. what is your problem? acting like you’re all horrified. you read the script dummy, remember? no wonder they used to fuck guys like him in prison.

alright, gotta get to work. bar-b-q calling! i’m too hungry to type though. you can’t type, or fight, on an empty stomach. just ask Mickey Roarke in Barfly. never face a blank page without a full tank of fuel.

::: david - 5:49 PM [+] :::
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